Last night I was exhausted and getting ready to go to sleep. As I laid in bed, I began to close my eyes. I saw things. Again, my eyes are closed, but I saw things. It was like I could see things in another dimension. Everything looked faded, but I could see the silhouette of things. But I was awake! I opened my eyes and I could see my room clearly but closing my eyes I SAW THINGS!

What I saw didn’t look scary, it was just freaking weird. I could barely make up what I saw. It was a faded silhouette of people and objects moving around. This has never happened before. Like what the fuck? Oh my god! Am I finally a witch? Am I like Phoebe from Charmed? Do I have premonitions? Could I finally live out my brujería fantasies? What is happening? I knew I was tired, but I was completely awake during all of that!

When I did start dreaming the cast of One Tree Hill was there. Why? I have no freaking clue! I haven’t watched that show in years. The cast and I were in some cabin in the middle of the woods. Nathan and Haley were looking cute and cozy by the fire. Brooke and Skills were pressuring Mouth to chug some shots. Peyton was over near the aux blessing us with the fire beats. I decided to head upstairs and opened a room to find Lucas sitting on the bed. I asked him why he wasn’t downstairs with the rest of the crew and this man decided to whip out his dick. Lucas Scott flashed me! There was no freaking invitation for all of that! I don’t know where men get the idea of just whipping their dick out when they’re next to a girl and think that it’s okay. Like read the signs bro! I started yelling at him because that shit wasn’t right and ran out the room to end up in a whole other dream.

I was on some big ass plane or spaceship. I have no freaking clue. It was huge. People weren’t sitting around in aisles like typical planes. People were standing and walking around to look out the window. It was weird, but the plane landed, and I got off.

I was in New Jersey waiting for my next flight to New York City, which I don’t understand because that’s literally a drive away. I have no clue where the fuck my common sense was at this point. I was struggling to find my red Comedy Central duffel bag, so I couldn’t just leave.

My mother, who practically popped out of thin air was helping me try to find my bag but then decided she wanted to go to Best Buy instead. It’s fucking midnight! Who the fuck decides to go to Best Buy at midnight? Best Buy isn’t even open at that time!

A friend of mine appeared but didn’t talk. How useless. Then freaking Melissa McCarthy walked up to me and started talking about the flights. My mom really wanted to leave, but I couldn’t because I didn’t find my bag. However, that didn’t stop my mother because she just went up and left me with no fucks given.

Melissa told me that the New York City flight is at 6am. It was midnight and I was in New Jersey waiting for a 6am flight. That makes no fucking sense!

I guess my dumb-ass waited because I woke up and I have no clue if I made the flight or got my bag back.