If you didn’t know, Victorious is back on Netflix, and I’ve been on a nostalgic binge watching, which might have caused some of my dream.

I dreamt I was in the show, Victorious. Beck was looking fine as always. The whole cast and I were at some seaport or a boardwalk and were throwing pieces of wood. I don’t know why, because who in the hell throws wood?

There were a lot of seagulls flying around, and they thought the pieces of wood thrown were bread. The cast and I all felt bad, so Cat suggested we go get some bread to feed the seagulls. On our way we came across this pet store with a sea otter just lying on the floor at the door all alone. I went up closer to the creature to try and talk to him, but the poor thing had no energy. The otter looked sick and hungry.

At this point I have no clue where the cast went, but I decided to walk into the pet shop carrying the lifeless otter to look for some food for him. This wasn’t just your ordinary pet shop. It was a pet shop, jungle gym, zoo wonderland! Every animal you could think of was there and kids were running around screaming playing with them. Birds were flying over my head, snakes slithering around the floor, and monkeys swinging. It was so wild and extraordinary, but I was on a mission! This poor otter looked like he was dying, and I needed to get him food ASAP!

I walked around looking for help and found a worker monitoring the kids riding giraffes. “What can I do for you?” she says.

“Where is the food for the sea otters? I found one of your otters outside and he looks hungry.”

This chick was like, “We got no fish.”

I’m here looking at the kids freaking swimming with all the fishes across the store, so I was like “Um no. Go get me a fish! This otter is dying!”

The worker leaves and brings out a bag and tries to charge me for it. I know this bitch did not just try to charge me to feed an animal that the store neglected! I snatched that bag out of her hand and opened it to find the seahorses. Seahorses? This bitch tried to bamboozle me after I knew I said fishes!

“He can’t eat this!” The little otter saw it and tried but couldn’t. He was so hungry. The poor thing put the seahorse’s nose in his mouth but couldn’t eat it all. I had to pull it out before he choked.

And then I woke up! I have no clue what the hell happened to the baby otter, who I have now named Pedro. He was so freaking cute and just starting his little life. What the hell kind of pet store sells otters and just leaves that poor creature alone and neglected outside of the store to die? I was so upset when I woke up. I was there in bed trying to fall back asleep to know what else happened, but now I’ll never know. That poor otter could be dead. I was sad for the whole week.